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The Big Ticket

time for a good purr-chase

Sep 27 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

summer snacking

a culinary capsule

Sep 1 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

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July 2025

New Mexico! Same Me!

I'm still pruned from all the soaking.

Jul 27 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

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Summer naughties

I like it, I got it

Jul 24 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

February 2025

Cat objects that make me baby hungry

Because I don't want a third cat. I want a ninth cat.

Feb 6 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

How to pack for an ayahuasca retreat

So you’re embarking on a spiritual voyage. Neat!

Feb 4 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

January 2025

Popping my fever dream

Are cherries having a moment, like, aesthetically?

Jan 27 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

Things I’d like for Valentine’s Day

It is a nothing holiday created by our corporate overlords. Who cares? Let’s shop.

Jan 26 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

Are we back? Maybe.

I've been writing this for 10 days so prolly not

Jan 18 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

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April 2024

Weekly Missive 4.19

What does 'neutral' mean to you?

Apr 19, 2024 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

Chicago is for Slutz

How to Women in the Windy City

Apr 17, 2024 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse

Weekly Missive 4.2

Buckle Up, Fuckleheads!

Apr 2, 2024 • 

Aubrey Woodhouse