Are we back? Maybe.
I've been writing this for 10 days so prolly not
What a journey. The last WPL post was made from Brooklyn. We have a whole new life in Louisville, Kentucky now. I have a car! I have a new job! I have bangs! Just kidding. It’s not that serious.
I find myself doom scrolling today, trolling the internet for content that doesn’t glaze my eyes over. ChatGPT is getting frustrated with my attempts at friendship. It’s snowing. What other excuses can I give for my delayed and sheepish return? I realize the three of you have been waiting with bated breath. I apologize for that.
Let’s do some 2025 resolutions, eh? We’ve just returned from the UK after 2.5 wet weeks of in-laws and sausage rolls. I am pale and sickly which is to say I assimilated. The snow started as soon as we returned and has been piling on since. Despite the 10 inch literal roadblock, I am pleased to report that my resolutions are proceeding swimmingly.
Here they are without explanation:
Health first. “Wellness” and blah blah blah blah. Reluctant membership to the 5 AM club. Jet lag helps. These southern portion sizes have your girl heaving.
Be very aware of processed ingredients. Did you know that fritos are unprocessed? You do now.
Eat more beans.
Prioritize hobbies. There’s bread in the oven! Do you want to try felting? Embroider the word ‘cunt’ on a napkin.
Speaking of, make a REALLY good bread pudding with a REALLY good bourbon sauce
Put the moo in community, join in on Louisville funtivities. I’m going to an adult show and tell at a bar next week.
Travel very little. Been there, done that. Explore the exoticisms of the homefront.
Get back into the game at Welcome. Please Leave. Ta da!
Work is my new favorite. Enjoy the beautiful grind.
Shop with some level of self preservation.
Word of the year: daffy
Cool things to look forward to next week:
Seafood sale at kroger
2025 planning at work
The death of tiktok. Sorry but good riddance.
These sesame peanut pods for the nespresso
A trip to TJ Maxx for candles and tupperware. #sliving
The digestive enzymes I ordered. I also spent $$$ for this XL jar of colostrum. There’s no money I won’t spend on my gut.
Red lentil soup made from my MIL’s recipe. Swap the marj for real butter.
That’s all for now! Underwhelmed?!