Things I’d like for Valentine’s Day
It is a nothing holiday created by our corporate overlords. Who cares? Let’s shop.
Gimme Robe AND Earrings AND Mascara to make blue eyes pop AND Dismembered infant pottery AND Lippy bedsheets AND Epsom salts AND yummy chocky AND felt cherries AND this laptop cover AND this beautiful baby angel I met at Purrfect Day Cat Cafe and can’t stop thinking about
Other things I want:
Some delectable raspberry jam from a local purveyor
For my husband to install automatic timers for the lamps in the house so we never have to mess with the big light again
A weeknight date to Queen of Sheba
To fill my new garage chest freezer (love you, Roy) with Trader Joe’s frozen foodstuffs: langoustines, cauliflower gnocchi, fish sticks, chocolate lava cakes, etc
Effusive praise, but I’m kinda scratching that itch by asking ChatGPT for compliments
Free rein to buy miscellaneous Valentine’s Day decor from Target
A chaste mouth kiss
This sexless but fetching nightgown