Welcome.
My name is Aubrey Woodhouse and I really love dinner parties. I also love when they end. Here’s my cat “Curfew”.
I created this blog to talk about my favorite things.
Here they are, broadly:
Dinner parties
Cats
Vacations
Desserts
Crafting
Cocktails
Table magic
Interesting tattoos
Early bedtime
Here are things I dislike:
Sarcasm
Scarecrows
Video games
Bad table manners
One course meals
Awkward silences
Jersey fabric sheets
Excited you’re here.
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