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Reluctant Hospitality.

Welcome.

My name is Aubrey Woodhouse and I really love dinner parties. I also love when they end. Here’s my cat “Curfew”.

I created this page to talk about my favorite things.

Here they are:

• Dinner parties

• Cats

• Vacations

• Desserts

• Crafting

• Cocktails

• Table magic

• Interesting tattoos

• Early bedtime

• New vocabulary words

• When the clock hits nine and I can dismiss my guests

Here are things I dislike:

• Sarcasm

• Scarecrows

• Video games

• Bad table manners

• One course meals

• Awkward silences

• Jersey fabric sheets

Excited you’re here.

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